barkingmad98:

cake-tea:

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers, and a fake hunger games arena, and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

I would go to this gym so much.

I don’t think you understand how much I would love this

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

strangledfeathers:

ibelieveinjawnlock:

So I had a dream that I was auditioning for Sherlock and when they gave me the lines I was supposed to read I totally blanked and all I could think about was the Doctor Who theme song so I just started singing “WEEE OOOO” and everyone stared at me until Steven Moffat just slowly clapped. 

this is one of the best things i’ve seen in my life

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

its-for-jam-sherlock:

iwillchangew8:

phantomserenity:

bookworm94:

teenagestereotypes:

Take a look

…Weeping Angels….With the Beatles?

Well I guess that explains this:

Are you kidding me…

You have crossed the fandom line.

He went to save them from the weeping Angels.

miriko96:

whinychester:

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

this is probably what metatron was thinking

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship:  Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship:  You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3

Me:  Hello?
Telemarketer:  Hello, is your mother home?
Me:  I have no mother.
Her:  Well can I speak to your father?
Me:  Yeah, which one?
Her:  Which one is home?
Me:  Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her:  Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me:  No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her:  So who's Antonio?
Me:  I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her:  So Carlos was cheating?
Me:  Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her:  So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me:  No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her:  So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me:  I never said that.
Her:  Yes, yes you did!
Me:  No I didn't.
Her:  Y-yes! You did!
Me:  Did what?
Her:  Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

terezi-vantas:

GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU DEPRESSED/IS A FACTOR IN YOUR DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT THAT’S DUE FRIDAY THANK YOU